League

Pennants · penance

10-team head-to-head, each category. where you stand, your odds, and who you play this week.

Playoffs

10 weeks left, top 6 in

100%to make it. projected seed 2.2, finish 117–89. #1 seed 23%, bye 71%.

100%Schwarber’s Dongs 64-39-7seed 1.4
100%penance 54-52-4seed 2.2
95%Funky Cold Molina 56-47-7seed 3.6
86%Witt It & Quit It 47-58-5seed 4.6
70%Really Bad News Bears 56-45-9seed 5.5
60%the Shabbiest 57-45-8seed 5.8
playoff line
59%Crown Town 45-57-8seed 6
29%Professor McGonigle 49-55-6seed 7.1
1%Cellar Squad 44-56-10seed 9.2
1%Don’t Judge 42-60-8seed 9.5

Categories

your spot in each category: the red dot sits between the league best (left) and worst (right). the right side is the forward read, your rank now, where the skill-adjusted projection lands you, and how often you win it. tap a category for the full field.

best ← you → worstnow→endwin

hitting

Runs
#1→371%›
1. penance440
2. the Shabbiest435
3. Funky Cold Molina428
4. Schwarber’s Dongs415
5. Really Bad News Bears390
6. Professor McGonigle388
7. Cellar Squad376
8. Witt It & Quit It367
9. Crown Town347
10. Don’t Judge346
Home runs
#1→283%›
1. penance130
2. the Shabbiest120
3. Schwarber’s Dongs114
4. Professor McGonigle111
5. Really Bad News Bears110
6. Cellar Squad109
7. Funky Cold Molina104
8. Don’t Judge96
9. Witt It & Quit It95
10. Crown Town77
RBI
#2→462%›
1. Funky Cold Molina408
2. penance405
3. the Shabbiest392
4. Schwarber’s Dongs378
5. Really Bad News Bears356
6. Professor McGonigle351
7. Cellar Squad336
8. Witt It & Quit It335
9. Don’t Judge335
10. Crown Town300
Steals
#1→371%›
1. penance82
2. Crown Town82
3. Funky Cold Molina76
4. Witt It & Quit It70
5. the Shabbiest66
6. Cellar Squad57
7. Don’t Judge51
8. Schwarber’s Dongs49
9. Really Bad News Bears43
10. Professor McGonigle38
OPS
#5→283%›
1. the Shabbiest.807
2. Funky Cold Molina.798
3. Really Bad News Bears.786
4. Professor McGonigle.778
5. penance.765
6. Schwarber’s Dongs.747
7. Don’t Judge.740
8. Cellar Squad.738
9. Witt It & Quit It.732
10. Crown Town.704

pitching · win whip → k → qs, punt era + sv/holds

Strikeouts
#1→192%›
1. penance558
2. Really Bad News Bears471
3. Witt It & Quit It443
4. Schwarber’s Dongs441
5. Professor McGonigle423
6. Funky Cold Molina415
7. Don’t Judge411
8. Cellar Squad406
9. the Shabbiest400
10. Crown Town394
Quality st
#2→283%›
1. Witt It & Quit It41
2. penance39
3. Schwarber’s Dongs37
4. Really Bad News Bears35
5. Don’t Judge28
6. Funky Cold Molina27
7. Crown Town27
8. Professor McGonigle24
9. the Shabbiest22
10. Cellar Squad21
ERA
#9→5punt›
1. Schwarber’s Dongs3.18
2. Really Bad News Bears3.25
3. Professor McGonigle3.30
4. Crown Town3.35
5. Cellar Squad3.80
6. Funky Cold Molina3.85
7. Witt It & Quit It3.88
8. the Shabbiest4.27
9. penance4.29
10. Don’t Judge4.46
WHIP
#8→918%›
1. Crown Town1.09
2. Schwarber’s Dongs1.14
3. Professor McGonigle1.15
4. Funky Cold Molina1.17
5. Witt It & Quit It1.18
6. Really Bad News Bears1.20
7. Cellar Squad1.26
8. penance1.26
9. Don’t Judge1.26
10. the Shabbiest1.27
Saves+H
#10→9punt›
1. the Shabbiest36
2. Crown Town33
3. Professor McGonigle31
4. Don’t Judge27
5. Funky Cold Molina23
6. Cellar Squad23
7. Witt It & Quit It19
8. Really Bad News Bears18
9. Schwarber’s Dongs7
10. penance0

All season · power

all-play, schedule luck removed. the gap to your real standing (red +N) is luck.

1the Shabbiest+10.626
2Funky Cold Molina+20.621
3Schwarber’s Dongs0.586
4penance+10.566
5Really Bad News Bears0.535
6Witt It & Quit It+10.505
7Professor McGonigle0.475
8Don’t Judge+20.419
9Crown Town0.364
10Cellar Squad0.303
Matchupsnext 7 days›

vs every leaguemate over the next 7 days, simulated 5,000 times, toughest first.

Really Bad News Bears23%win wk
proj 3.5–5.5actual 0–0–2
RHRRBISBOPSKQSERAWHIP

Plan: battleground OPS, QS, SB, WHIP, ERA (a clean-ratio arm swings it). likely lose R, K.

Funky Cold Molina47%win wk
proj 4.4–4.6actual 0–1–0
RHRRBISBOPSKQSERAWHIP

Plan: battleground WHIP, RBI, ERA, SB, HR, R (a clean-ratio arm swings it). protect ERA, WHIP, skip risky streams. likely lose K.

Witt It & Quit It55%win wk
proj 4.7–4.3actual 0–1–0
RHRRBISBOPSKQSERAWHIP

Plan: K banked. battleground HR, OPS, WHIP, ERA, RBI (a clean-ratio arm swings it). protect ERA, WHIP, skip risky streams.

Don’t Judge62%win wk
proj 4.9–4.1actual 1–0–0
RHRRBISBOPSKQSERAWHIP

Plan: battleground RBI, ERA, WHIP, R, QS, HR, SB (a clean-ratio arm swings it). protect ERA, WHIP, skip risky streams.

the Shabbiest65%win wk
proj 5–4actual 0–0–1
RHRRBISBOPSKQSERAWHIP

Plan: battleground R, ERA, WHIP, QS, SB, RBI, HR (a clean-ratio arm swings it). protect ERA, WHIP, skip risky streams.

Professor McGonigle68%win wk
proj 5.2–3.8actual 0–0–1
RHRRBISBOPSKQSERAWHIP

Plan: battleground OPS, WHIP, R, HR, ERA (a clean-ratio arm swings it).

Schwarber’s Dongs71%win wk
proj 5.3–3.7actual 0–1–0
RHRRBISBOPSKQSERAWHIP

Plan: K banked. battleground HR, RBI, ERA, WHIP (a clean-ratio arm swings it).

Crown Town81%win wk
proj 5.7–3.3actual 1–0–0
RHRRBISBOPSKQSERAWHIP

Plan: OPS, K banked. battleground SB, RBI, WHIP (a clean-ratio arm swings it).

Cellar Squad83%win wk
proj 5.8–3.2actual 1–1–0
RHRRBISBOPSKQSERAWHIP

Plan: K banked. battleground SB, WHIP, ERA, HR (a clean-ratio arm swings it). protect ERA, WHIP, skip risky streams.

Playoffs is a season Monte Carlo on the real remaining schedule. Categories shows your rank now, where ROS production takes it, and which cats are worth spending moves on. Power is your true strength; the gap to actual standing (red +N) is schedule luck. Matchups simulates the coming week against every leaguemate. Refreshes daily.